Ahh my arch nemesis Murphy strikes again. He is secretly hiding behind "Where's Waldo" in the scenic backdrop of my life. Yesterday he was in my computer. Tonight C's. I've seen him in the gas pump regurgitating the prices up. He's been spotted in the phone lines hiding behind the ruse of an "all inclusive" plan. He's in the thunderstorms and the lightening strikes of Cincinnati. He curls around my waist making it harder to button my jeans. He took a dump on the bathroom rug and blamed it on the cat. He rode around in the backseat of a rental car in Kentucky... There is but one law to abide.
KILL ALL MURPHYS!
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